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    joke bank - Popular Jokes
    joke bank - Popular Jokes
    joke bank - Popular Jokes
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    joke bank - Popular Jokes

    By Sea Rider

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    For adults we have the adult jokes section, the dirty jokes, and the Yo Mama jokes categories.
    Of course the classic celebrity characters, like Chuck Norris, Bill Clinton, Al Bundy and Barney Stinson, are all in there too.


    To tease your friends or your foes, we recommend the professional categories. Whether they're a civil servant, a farmer, a graduate, a student, a doctor, a lawyer, a politician, a broker, a footballer or a schoolboy, we have just the thing.
    The classical knock knock jokes and light bulb jokes are also included. A separated clean jokes section is available.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateApr 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365023156
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      Jokes 10

      joke bank - Popular Jokes 1

      Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

      Its More Fun In The Philippines!

      Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, We are family, even though you're fatter than me.

      Anonymous

      Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number.

      swaggerboy

      Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, Let there be light, he asked your mother to move out of the way.

      Anonymous

      Yo

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