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WHY SHE’S LEAVING

My new wife, Susan, tells me we can’t afford beer anymore and I have to quit. Then I catch her spending R750 on makeup.

So I ask, “How come I have to give up stuff and not you?”

She says she needs the makeup to look pretty for me. I tell her that is what the beer is for.

I don’t think Susan is coming back.

FAMILY TREE

Lucy’s homework assignment is to write an essay. She asks her mother, “Mom, is it true that the stork brought me home?”

Her mother answers with a smile, “Yes, of course it is, honey.”

“Did he bring you too?” Lucy