LAUGH A LITTLE
AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER
An amateur photographer is invited to dinner with friends and takes along a few pictures to show the hostess.
She looks at the photos and comments, “These are very good! You must have a good camera.” He doesn’t make any comment, but, as he’s leaving to go home he says, “That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots.”
NOT FROM HERE
A tourist parks his car in front of Parliament in Cape Town. He says to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be just a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run over there to take a photograph?”
“What?” the man huffs. “Do you realise that I’m a member of parliament?”
“Well no,” the tourist says, “I didn’t realise that. But it’s all right. I’ll trust you anyway.”
GIRL OF HIS DREAMS
A young man in college calls his mother and announces
