Miscellaneous Jokes

By Jeo King

Miscellaneous Jokes
One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
Have fun and laugh!

• Language: English
• Publisher: MARINE PUBLISHING
• Release date: May 5, 2016
• ISBN: 9781365043963

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JOKES

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Jokes Series

Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

Published by Leo King

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MISCELLANEOUS JOKES

Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?

Student: Meat!

Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?

Student: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?

Student: Homework!

Anonymous

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, Happy birthday, boss! I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? Okay, I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, SURPRISE!!! while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Anonymous

10 Facts About You:

1. You're reading this now.

2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.

4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.

5. You're checking now.

6. You're smiling.

7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.

9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.

10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.

11. You're enjoying this.

12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

Joke maker

There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. As soon as he sees her,