101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?!

By Kourtney Jason

Pop culture-themed quizzes for a quirky, fun way to better understand your personality.

Open this book to any page and you’ll find a personality quiz that’s both fun to fill out and revealing in its results. Just grab a pen and get started. You already know the answer to every question, but do you dare discover what those answers say about who you are . . . really?!

HOW SEXY ARE YOU?

• Sweet
• Playful
• Red Hot

WHICH FRIENDS CHARACTER ARE YOU?

• Rachel
• Monica
• Phoebe

ARE YOU DRAMATIC?

• Zero
• Sorta
• Drama Queen

YOU’RE THE LEADING LADY IN WHICH ROM-COM?

• Bridget Jones’s Diary
• Legally Blonde
• You’ve Got Mail

WHICH BEYONCÉ ERA ARE YOU?

• Destiny’s Child
• Single Ladies
• Drunk in Love

WHICH CELEBRITY SCANDAL WOULD YOU HAVE?

• DUI
• Caught Cheating
• Leaked Sex Tape

WHERE SHOULD YOU LIVE?

• New York City
• Austin
• San Francisco

WHAT ALCOHOLIC DRINK FITS YOUR PERSONALITY?

• Beer
• Martini
• Champagne

WHICH TV POLITICIAN MATCHES YOUR STYLE?

• Frank Underwood
• Selina Meyer
• Leslie Knope

HOW WEIRD ARE YOU?

• Run-of-the-Mill
• Quirky
• Creepy

WHICH LITERARY HEROINE ARE YOU?

• Elizabeth Bennet
• Hermione Granger
• Jo March

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Dec 15, 2015
• ISBN: 9781612435060

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IMPORTANT NOTE TO READERS: This book is an independent and unauthorized publication. No endorsement or sponsorship by or affiliation with movies, celebrities, products, or other copyright and trademark holders is claimed or suggested. All references in this book to copyrighted or trademarked characters and other elements of movies and products are for the purpose of commentary, criticism, analysis, and literary discussion only.

Contents

Introduction

Are You the Messy Roommate?

What Dinosaur Are You?

How Basic Are You?

How Far Would You Go for a Friend?

You’re the Leading Lady in which Rom-Com?

Are You Confident?

What Fast Food Restaurant Are You?

Which TV Politician Matches Your Style?

How Much Do You Lie?

Do You Fall in Love Easily?

Who Is Your Female Celebrity Soul Mate?

Who Is Your Male Celebrity Soul Mate?

Where Should You Live?

Are You Addicted to the Internet?

What Beyoncé Era Are You?

How Adventurous Are You?

Are You Stubborn in a Relationship?

Who Should Be Your TV Parents?

Who Should Be Your TV Parents?

How Weird Are You?

Are You a Fashion Rule-Breaker?

Which Celebrity BFF Group Should You Join?

How Grateful Are You?

What’s Your Yearbook Superlative?

Which Disney Princess Are You?

How Nice Are You?

What’s Your Dream Wedding Style?

Which Literary Heroine Are You?

Are You Introverted or Extroverted?

How Do You Handle Rejection?

What’s Your Holiday Theme Song?

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

How Mature Are You?

Are You Passionate?

What Classic Band Are You?

Are You Too Clingy?

Which TV Couple Are You?

What Candy Are You?

Which Pop Diva Are You?

How Bitchy Can You Be?

Which Era Do You Belong In?

Who Would Play You in a Movie?

How Lazy Are You?

Who Is Your Celeb Shopping Buddy?

Do You Work As Hard As You Play?

How Lucky Are You?

Which ’00s Show Are You?

How Gross Are You?

How Patient Are You?

Which Reality Show Should You Star In?

Are You Assertive?

Is Your Heart Open for Love?

Which TV Detective Are You?

How Curious Are You?

Are You a Good Kisser?

Which Superhero Are You?

Are You Ambitious?

What Dog Breed Are You?

How Would You Become Famous?

What’s Your Party Style?

Are You Loyal in Love?

What’s Your Girl Power Anthem?

How Nerdy Are You?

What’s Your Spirit Animal?

Which ’90s Star Should You Date?

How Old Are You at Heart?

What’s Your Hidden Talent?

Which Celebrity Scandal Would You Have?

How Awkward Are You?

What Style Should Your Home Be?

Which Movie Couple Are You?

Are You Predictable?

Are You a Health Nut?

What Holiday Movie Relates to Your Life?

How Charming Are You?

How Well Do You Take Care of Yourself?

Which Friends Male Character Are You?

Which Friends Female Character Are You?

What Does Your Starbucks Order Reveal About You?

How Sexy Are You?

What’s Your Life Motto?

Who Is Your Celeb Style Twin?

Are You Intuitive?

How Crafty Are You?

Which TV Diva Are You?

Are You Dramatic?

How Romantic Are You?

What’s Your Rock Anthem?

Are You Humble?

What Type of Car Should You Drive?

Who Is Your Rock Star Alter Ego?

How Creepy Are You?

How Daring Are You in Love?

Are You Superstitious?

Which Rom-Com Should You Star In?

Do You Follow Your Head or Heart?

What Does Your Bedroom Say About You?

What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?

Do You Hold Grudges?

What Alcoholic Drink Fits Your Personality?

Which Hollywood Bombshell Are You?

Are You a Smart Shopper?

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Introduction

Welcome to the wonderful world of quizzes. Within these pages, you’ll learn if you’re more Elle Woods or Bridget Jones, the annoyingly clean or disgustingly messy roommate, a T-rex or a triceratops and much, much more.

Obviously, this isn’t Myers Briggs. But it will be hours upon hours of fun. By answering a few insightful, fun, and oftentimes, silly questions, you’ll uncover secrets and reveal truths about your life, personality, relationships, and future.

You can take the quizzes by yourself or with a group of friends, where you’d simply read each question out loud and have your pals keep track of their own answers. Then, you’d read their results to the group.

Grab a pen or pencil, flip to any page in the book, and start discovering who you really are!

And please tweet me (@kourtneyjason) with any results you’d like to share. (Shout out to my fellow Ariels out there!)

Which ’90s TV Character Are You?

From popular cheerleaders to angsty wallflowers, strong females were abundant on ’90s TV. But don’t bug, whatever result you get here will be totally righteous!

1.How would you describe your hairstyle?

a.Long, flowy, and perfect

b.Usually in a ponytail

c.A bright, wild color that is totally not natural

2.Your group of friends are:

a.The popular kids at school

b.Totally average

c.The edgy, angsty crowd

3.Your favorite after-school hangout would be:

a.The diner near campus

b.Your bedroom

c.A parking lot

4.What’s your relationship like with your parents?

a.You have to work to help pay the bills.

b.It’s typical, you guess.

c.Ugh, they like totally won’t leave you alone.

5.How’s your dating life?

a.You’re totally in love with your soul mate.

b.You’ve got a crush, but you don’t spend too much time worrying about his feelings for you.

c.You’ve got a mad crush and you hope he notices you.

6.What after-school activity are you into?

a.You’re a cheerleader.

b.You write for the school paper.

c.None. You can’t wait to leave school each day.

7.How would you describe your style?

a.Bright, trendy, and colorful

b.Funky, with lots of patterns

c.Monotone

8.What saying would be your catchphrase?

a.Uh, as if!

b.Jerkweed.

c.You don’t have a catchphrase; you just like to talk about life.

9.What’s the biggest problem in your life right now?

a.Trying to figure out how you’ll afford something that’s important to you

b.Your brother being so nosy

c.Having to live at home and go to school

10.What are your career aspirations?

a.You want to work in fashion.

b.You want to be a writer.

c.You haven’t figured it out yet, but you’ve got plenty of time.

11.Do you tend to get into a lot of trouble?

a.Life can be dramatic, but isn’t that normal?

b.Nothing out of the ordinary.

c.You don’t, but your friends do.

Answer Key

Mostly As

You are Saved by the Bell’s Kelly Kapowski!

Like popular head cheerleader Kelly Kapowski, you had an epic time in high school. You had the most popular guys competing with each other to date you. You always had a fun date to the school dances, where you’d be crowned queen. And your friends adored you. But as you know, things aren’t always as perfect as they appear. Whether it’s a financial struggle or trouble focusing in class, you’ve always had to work hard to get to where you want to go in life.

Mostly Bs

You are Clarissa Explains It All’s Clarissa Darling.

You are the coolest girl in the school—however, cool doesn’t always translate to popular! You are way ahead of your time with your interests, like journalism, gaming, and computer programming. With the exception of journalism, the other career fields could lead to major money in the bank! Your friends love you because you’re down to earth and incredibly frank about life’s normal problems. You always have the best advice to get them through their latest crisis.

Mostly Cs

You are My So-Called Life’s Angela Chase.

You and Angela both know what it’s like to go through extreme growing pains in high school. You aren’t sure who you are yet, and you’re really trying to take the time to figure out who you want to be. You have some decent friends, but even they can bring the drama and backstabbing. You recognize high school isn’t the best place to be and you’re eager to get out, have some space, and learn to be independent. College is where you’ll truly blossom.

Name the Show!

Using these character names, can you guess the show?

1.Gunther; Janice Hosenstein; Jack Geller

2.Kimmy Gibbler; Rebecca Katsopolis; Steve Hale

3.Geoffrey Butler; Vivian Banks; Carlton Banks

4.Angelica Pickles; Chuckie Finster; Stu Pickles

5.Jonathan Turner; Stuart Minkus; Shawn Hunter

6.Susan Ross; Uncle Leo; Newman

7.Andrea Zuckerman; Steve Sanders; Donna Martin

8.Cordelia Chase; Dawn Summers; Spike

9.Al Borland; Wilson; Heidi Keppert

10.Doug Ross; Mark Greene; Abby Lockhart

Answer Key

1. Friends 2. Full House 3. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4. Rugrats 5. Boy Meets World 6. Seinfeld 7. Beverly Hills, 90210 8. Buffy the Vampire Slayer 9. Home Improvement 10. ER

Are You the Messy Roommate?

Are you one dirty dish left in the sink away from getting kicked out of your apartment? Get confirmation of acceptable untidiness here. Check all the statements that apply.

Your roommates have asked you to help out more.

Your roommates have yelled at you to help out more.

You don’t own a vacuum.

But your roommates do—and you’ve never used it.

You’ve left dirty dishes in your room for more than a week.

You keep a drawer full of food in your room so you don’t have to go to the kitchen as often.

You haven’t put clean sheets on your bed when someone else is also sleeping in it.

You haven’t changed your sheets in the last week.

You haven’t changed your shower towel in the last week.

You never cook for the group.

You never help clean up when another roommate cooks for the group.

You leave clothes on your bedroom floor.

You’ve left your clothes in the dryer hours after the cycle ended.

A roommate has asked you to remove your clothes from the washer/dryer.

You have waited to wash a dish until you needed it again.

You have kitchen flies because you haven’t taken the trash out.

You can’t remember the last time you took the trash out without having been asked to do it first.

Your roommates have tried to implement a chore chart.

You’ve ignored said chore chart.

You leave half-empty cans and bottles around the apartment.

There are leftovers in the fridge that are more than a month old because you haven’t thrown them away.

You don’t throw out food that gets moldy right away.

You never double-flush after you take a shit.

You don’t clean up spilled makeup in the bathroom.

You don’t clean your hair out of the drain after you finish showering.

You don’t throw away empty bottles of shampoo and conditioner.

You buy and start using new shampoo, conditioner, or body wash before running out of the last bottle.

You don’t know where your roommates keep the toilet plunger.

You don’t know where they keep the toilet brush.

You haven’t switched out your toothbrush in more than six months.

You’ve had ants because of something you left out that attracted them.

You never buy toilet paper, but the apartment always magically has it in stock.

You never buy tampons, but the apartment always magically has them in stock.

The roommates regularly ask you, What’s that smell?

And they ask that when they walk into your room.

You’ve flipped the couch cushion when you spilled on it.

If you try to throw something in the bathroom trash and you miss, you just leave it there for someone else to clean up.

You never fill up the Brita in the fridge.

The bathroom mirror has spit marks on it from when you floss—and you haven’t cleaned it.

The cockroaches are your fault.

Answer Key

10 or Fewer Statements Checked

Not at all, you’re immaculate.

You prefer to be spotless when it comes to your living space. You like organization, and every item you own has a distinct place of belonging. You practically can’t function if your bed isn’t made properly, a picture frame is crooked, or your Blu-rays aren’t in alphabetical order. You follow a regular cleaning schedule and never let anything get too dirty. If anything is out of place, take a breath and remember it’s not the end of the world. As for cohabitating with a messy roommate, it might be best to get your own space for your special type of crazy.

11–25 Statements Checked

You’re mostly tidy.

Dishes, schmishes. You try to make an effort to clean on a regular basis, but you’re also not going to fret over dirty dishes chillin’ in the sink for an extra day. They aren’t killing anyone, after all! No matter how clean you keep your own private spaces (i.e., your bedroom), you respect the rules of common areas—one must clean up after herself (that includes your picking up after your friends that come over), leave no dirty socks behind, clean up any spills/crumbs, and lastly, leave no questionable curly hairs around.

26+ Statements Checked

Yep, you’re THAT roommate.

If your roommates haven’t kicked you out yet, go play the lottery ’cause lady luck is on your side. You are literally one dish away from having to move in with mom and dad—unless, of course, they are already your current roommates. If you aren’t going to clean up after yourself, you should be courteous enough to pay someone else to do it. A cleaning service isn’t that expensive. And sometimes, the only answer is to pay for convenience—convenience of being lazy and still living like a human being in a clean space free of potential hazard zones.

What Dinosaur Are You?

A friendly, lovable plant eater or a vicious, flesh-tearing meat eater? Find out where you’d fit in the great Jurassic world.

1.How would you describe your personality?

a.A natural leader

b.Laid-back and chill

c.Introverted

d.Clever and sharp

2.What sounds the most appetizing right now?

a.Steak with a side of steak

b.Pop Rocks

c.A big, delicious salad

d.Any sort of animal product

3.You’re challenged to a fight. What would be your weapon of choice?

a.Knives

b.Ninja stars

c.Trident

d.Spiked club

4.On your online dating profile, how would you describe your body shape?

a.Curves in all the right places

b.Lots to love!

c.Strong

d.Athletic

5.What would you want as your superpower?

a.Cause pain without guilt

b.Super strength

c.Mind control

d.Super speed

6.Which movie/TV show would you want to watch right now?

a.We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story

b.The Flintstones

c.The Land Before Time

d.Jurassic Park

7.How would you describe your dating style?

a.I like the chase.

b.I let them come to me.

c.I don’t back down.

d.I tend to break a lot of hearts.

8.At the zoo, where would you go first?

a.Lions

b.Bears

c.Elephants

d.Monkeys

9.You have a day off with no plans. What would you do?

a.Go out for a nice meal.

b.Hang out with some friends.

c.See what other people are doing first before I decide.

d.Have a day to myself.

10.Do you have a temper?

a.I only get hangry.

b.I get angry when it’s called for.

c.No, I’m usually pretty calm.

d.It doesn’t take much to set me off.

11.How often do you exercise?

a.I tend to keep moving.

b.I’m a bit of a couch potato.

c.I focus on eating well first, exercise second.

d.I’m always running.

Answer Key

Mostly As

You’d be a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Forget the pain of your short arms, because you’re still king of all dinos! It’s not like being unable to do push-ups or clap your hands affected your ability to kill. You’ll remain the most feared, the most popular, and the most deadly dino to have ever lived. That’s quite a combo. Everyone knows you don’t mess with T-rex.

Mostly Bs

You’d be a Stegosaurus!

You may not run very fast and your brain may be small (like walnut size), but you are tough and not one to be picked on! Your back plates are your signature look and your tail can cause quite the damage. With all that defensive armor, you’re the protector of your dino friends. As long as no one is trying to start something with you, you’ll be seen as peaceful and into vegging out.

Mostly Cs

You’d be a Triceratops!

You’re up there with T-rex as one of the most instantly recognizable dinosaurs of all time. The three horns make you seem tougher than you are, even though you were able to stand up to ol’ Rexy back in your day. But sometimes you’d end up as his dinner if he could avoid your sharp horns. You were also quite adaptable and were one of the last dinosaurs living. Not bad, T-tops!

Mostly Ds

You’d be a Velociraptor!

You are quite smart, conniving, and deadly. Though many would be scared of your sharp teeth and clutching hands, your primary weapon is the curved claw on your hind feet. You’d use these to slash your prey, and then retreat until your victim bled to death. For you, the secret to survival was all about the element of surprise!

How Basic Are You?

One of a kind or dime a dozen? Check all the statements that apply and find out!

You’ve posted about Starbucks’s Pumpkin Spice Latte on at least one of your social media accounts.

You’ve purchased milk that didn’t come from a cow. Yes, we’re talking rice, soy, almond, etc.

Target is