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GAG OF THE MONTH

BOUGHT A PONY

A 16-YEAR-OLD boy comes home with a brand-new Ford Mustang. His parents see the car and ask, “Where did you get that Mustang?”

“I bought it today,” the teenager says.

“With what money?” asks his dad, who knows what a new Mustang costs.

“Well,” the boy says, “this one cost me just $15.”

The father looks at him like he’s crazy. “Who would sell a car like that for $15?”

“It was the lady up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name – they just

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