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    Relationship Jokes
    Relationship Jokes
    Relationship Jokes
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    Relationship Jokes

    By Jeo King

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    Relationship Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365043871
    Relationship Jokes

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      Relationship Jokes - Jeo King

      JOKES

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Amazon.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy.

      Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      RELATIONSHIP JOKES

      Wife: How would you describe me? 

      Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.  

      Wife: What does that mean?

      Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.

      Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?

      Husband: I'm just kidding!

      tiya

      A child asked his father, How were people born? So his father said, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now. The child ran back to his father and said, You lied to me! His father replied, No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

      Anonymous

      A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table! The doctor says, I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages. Nah, she says, that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway.

      Mariah

      A husband exclaims to his wife

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