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    Couples in love
    Couples in love
    Couples in love
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    Couples in love

    By Norman Tiller

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    What if I told you that not all couples are as happy as they appear in the cover photo?Let's face it: it is not easy to live with the same person for the rest of your life.So you will read some anecdotes about couples in love.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBibliomundi
    Release dateJan 16, 2023
    ISBN9781526005519
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      Couples in love - Norman Tiller

      1

      The dude asks his girlfriend:

      — Will you marry me?

      — No way!

      And so they lived happily ever after.

      2

      The man receives a call:

      — We kidnap your wife! We want five thousand dollars to free her.

      — Wait a minute...

      The man enters the website of the Bank, checks the balance of the account, and responds:

      — Look, my friend, I'll give you ten thousand dollars to keep her. What do you say?

      3

      The old man asks the dude:

      — Listen, you've been dating my daughter for five years. After all, do you want my daughter to marry or for what?

      The boyfriend thinks and responds:

      — I think that's 'for what'.

      4

      The dude

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