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    LAUGH A LITTLE

    Mar 05, 2021 3 minutes

    ON THE NEWS

    TV newsreader: Hundreds are feared missing or dead following landslides and floods caused by torrential rains. Couch potato: Serves them right. Why do they want to go around following landslides and floods anyway?

    PERSPECTIVE

    Foreman: “How is it that that little guy always carries two planks to your one?” Labourer: “Because he’s too lazy to go back for the other one.”

    INSULT BY AIRMAIL

    The young wife greets her husband tearfully on

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