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LAUGH OUT LOUD

■ Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should be open when they get it.

■ Question: What is fast food? Answer: A chicken running down the road.

■ Question: How do you stop a fish from smelling? Answer: Cut off its nose.

CHILLING OUT

Three Egyptian criminals who had robbed a bank were caught, convicted and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert.

They are told they can each take one thing into exile.

When they meet in the desert they finally get to talk to each other and find out what the other has brought along.

“I brought a loaf