LAUGH A LITTLE
BAD DRIVER
A man is driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cellphone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio there’s a madman driving the wrong way on the R24!”
Herman says, “I know! It’s not just one, there are hundreds!”
JUST BROKE You know you’re really broke when . . .
■ Your idea of a seven-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
■ You finally clean your house,
