John Heyman's Book of Really Good Jokes: A Lifetime of Laughs

By John A. Heyman

I was born in Amherst Ohio in June of 1940 and raised on a farm in Henrietta Township. When I turned 18, I picked up milk in 10 gallon cans and hauled it to the dairies. In January of 1959 I joined the Army. I was in for three years, one month and 23 days. After I got out I went to work for Lorain Crane and Farm part time and helped my dad with the township roads. I bought my own truck in 1970 and hauled steel. In 1971 I moved to Virginia. I was in the trucking business over 40 years. Ive been saying I was going to write a joke book for a long time. So I hope as your read this book you enjoy the jokes that I have been telling for years. And they still make me laugh!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jun 29, 2011
• ISBN: 9781462893225

John A. Heyman

I was born in Amherst Ohio in June of 1940 and raised on a farm in Henrietta Township. When I turned 18, I picked up milk in 10 gallon cans and hauled it to the dairies. In January of 1959 I joined the Army. I was in for three years, one month and 23 days. After I got out I went to work for Lorain Crane and Farm part time and helped my dad with the township roads. I bought my own truck in 1970 and hauled steel. In 1971 I moved to Virginia. I was in the trucking business over 40 years. I’ve been saying I was going to write a joke book for a long time. So I hope as your read this book you enjoy the jokes that I have been telling for years. And they still make me laugh!

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Copyright © 2011 by John A. Heyman.

Library of Congress Control Number:       2011910403

ISBN:         Hardcover                               978-1-4628-9320-1

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Contents

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

JOHN HEYMAN’S BOOK OF REALLY GOOD JOKES

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I was born in Amherst, Ohio, in June 1940 and raised on a farm in Henrietta Township. When I turned eighteen, I picked up milk in ten-gallon cans and hauled it to the dairies. In January 1959, I joined the army. I was in for three years, one month, and twenty-three days. After I got out, I went to work for Lorain Crane and farm part-time and helped my dad with the township roads. I bought my own truck in 1970 and hauled steel. In 1971, I moved to Virginia. I was in the trucking business for over forty years. I’ve been saying I was going to write a jokebook for a long time. So I hope as you read this book, you enjoy the jokes that I have been telling for years. And they still make me laugh!

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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

I’d like to thank my brother Ronald for making this book possible. I’d like to thank my daughter Laura for all her typing! I’d also like to thank all my family and friends for encouraging me to write this book. Finally, I’d like to thank my wife for listening to all these jokes over the years!

JOHN HEYMAN’S BOOK OF REALLY GOOD JOKES

The doctor told the blonde, I can’t find a cause for your illness. I think it’s due to drinking.

To which the blonde replied, In that case, I’ll come back when you’re sober!

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What’s the difference between having two women in bed at once or only one? You disappoint