GAG OF THE MONTH
LAW-IMBIBING CITIZEN
A BARTENDER asks the customer sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?”
“A scotch, please,” the man replies. The bartender hands him the drink and says, “That’ll be 10 dollars.”
“What are you talking about?” the man says. “I don’t owe you anything for this.”
A lawyer sitting nearby overhears the conversation and says to the bartender, “You know, he’s got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.”
The bartender is not impressed, but says to the man, “Okay, you
