LAUGH A LITTLE
DARK TALES
■ Why did Dracula fail art class? He could only draw blood.
■ Why don’t ghosts like water? It dampens their spirits.
■ What do vampires say when they kiss? Ouch!
■ Did you hear about the man who keeps thinking he’s Dracula? He’s a pain in the neck.
■ Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike? Skeleton staff took over.
BEDTIME STORY
The accountant reads the story of Cinderella
