chuckles
May 13, 2022
4 minutes
SMART MOVE
After a night of heavy partying, four students decide to bunk the first of a two-part lecture.
When they arrive for the second session, they tell the lecturer their lateness is because their car had a flat tyre.
“Okay,” the lecturer says. “There’s a quick test you boys can do to make up. Have a seat and take out a piece of paper.
“First question . . . which tyre was flat?”
TWO VIEWS
Pessimist: Oh, this can’t get any worse! Optimist: Yes, it can!
DATING SCENE
■ Man: Can I buy you a drink? Woman: I think I’d rather have the money!
■ Man: Would you like to go
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