The Awesome Little Pocket Book of Hilarious Jokes

By Debbie Brewer

A fabulous joke book with hundreds of side splitting gags, hilarious groaners, brilliant wise cracks and funny one liners that will leave you, your family and your friends laughing their socks off!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Feb 16, 2019
• ISBN: 9780244760182

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The Awesome Little Pocket Book of Hilarious Jokes

The Awesome Little Pocket Book of Hilarious Jokes

Collated by Debbie Brewer

Artwork by Four Oaks

All names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents mentioned in this book are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

There was a man who entered a local paper pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

Tip of the day: If you’re scared of lifts, take steps to avoid them.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do *not* read it.

My friend said to me, What rhymes with orange?

I said, No it doesn’t.

On New Year’s Eve, just before the clock strikes midnight, make sure you raise your left leg. That way you’ll start the new year on the right foot.

As I expected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but cat scan.

Did you know that it takes three sheep to make one sweater? Amazing, I didn’t even know they could knit.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a