RETURN TO SENDER
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived it contained only feathered scarves. Looks like the boa cons tricked her.
ONLINE THINGS
■ Why aren’t fish allowed online?
They always get hooked on the inter net.
■ What do you call a potential partner you only interact with online?
EBae.
■ I received an email about an online course on