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ANIMAL SOUNDS
A group of young children are sitting in a circle with their teacher. She goes around asking each of the kids a question.
“Thabo, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
“Nandipha, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meeow.”
“Jameson, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaah.”
“Sipho, what sound does a mouse make?”
“Errr . . . it goes . . . click!”
DENTED BUMPER
A man reverses his car and accidentally drives it into a wall. He takes the car to his mechanic, who replaces the dented bumper. A few days later, he does it again. “I’m so embarrassed,” he says to his wife, reaching for the phone.
“Why not tell him it was me this time?” his wife suggests.
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