Super Dad Jokes: Over 500 Super Bad Dad Jokes for Every Joke Book Hero, the Perfect Father's Day Gift!

By Jimmy Niro

The ultimate laugh-out-loud Father's Day gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there!

Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent?

A: Supervision.

Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday and Father's Day gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time!

Includes knee-slappers like:

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

Q: What is the sleepiest fruit?

A: Napricot.

"Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?"

"No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sourcebooks
• Release date: Sep 1, 2019
• ISBN: 9781728200187

Jimmy Niro

JIMMY NIRO is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.

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Q: What is a superhero’s favorite drink?

A: Fruit punch.

There’s no one as super as Dad—super silly, super weird, and super embarrassing. Celebrating the unsung humor and heroics of rad dads everywhere, this ultimate collection is packed with corny, literal, and ridiculous jokes on topics from sports and nature to food and entertainment and everything in between. But you don’t have to be a dad to tell dad jokes, so put on your cape and save the world, one magnificently bad joke at a time!

If I could be any superhero, I think I’d be Aluminum Man so I could foil crime.

I think 6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down.

My dad once told me that if I wanted to make a difference in the world, I should put my money where my mouth is. He was right. I can really taste the change.

Q: What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

A: The first letter.

Lately, people have been making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

Dad, why are you standing outside?

"So if anyone asks, I’m outstanding."

I don’t always tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

Q: What’s yellow and kills you if you get it in your eye?

A: A bulldozer.

Bad puns, that’s how eye roll.

In a recent poll, 80 percent of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter. Let that sink in.

"Dad, will you be coming to the baby shower?"

"I’d prefer a full-size shower, thanks."

Q: What superpower do you get when you become a parent?

A: Supervision.

I was really bored, so I made a belt out of all my watches. It was a waist of time.

I have this bad habit of kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator when they fall on the floor. One time, my wife caught me doing it and got really angry. She said I wasn’t being responsible. A few hours later, though, she wasn’t mad at me anymore. I guess it’s all water under the fridge.

Q: Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?

A: Towels.

Q: What did the windmill say when she met her favorite celebrity?

A: "Oh my god! I’m such a big fan!"

I used to be addicted to the hokeypokey, but then I turned myself around.

Some people think my dad jokes are childish, which is crazy. They are obviously full groan.

Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.

Well, give it back!

One time, I won a sweepstakes where the grand prize was a one-year supply of calendars. They only sent me one calendar.

Q: What did the ghost say when he introduced his girlfriend to his parents?

A: "This is my boo."

I feel bad for Bigfoot. He must have so much trouble finding shoes that fit.

Did you know that all the people who live around here aren’t allowed to be buried in the nearest cemetery?

Really? Why not?

Because they’re still alive!

My partner does a