ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?
I was arrested for illegal fishing even though there was no “fishing prohibited” sign.
Apparently it’s very clear that you’re not allowed to do that in a hotel lobby with an aquarium.
DOCTOR’S DIAGNOSIS
I went to the doctor with suspected tennis elbow.
After examining me she confirms it is indeed tennis elbow.
“How many years have you been suffering with this?” she asks.
I reply:
