SOCIAL MEDIA
I don’t have a Facebook or Twitter account. I just walk around announcing out loud what I’m doing at random times.
I’ve got three followers so far, but I think two are cops.
SOCKS & SHOES
■ What does a shoemaker say when he sneezes?
A shoe!
■ What’s it called when you marry a shoemaker?
Marrying your sole-mate.
■ How did the shoemaker reward his employees?
With sock options.
■ What kinda fancy footwear does Mr Peanut wear?
Cashews.
■ What would it be called if a chef made of footwear?
A shoe chef.
■ What do you