Dad Jokes: 200 Awfully Good Dad Jokes: Dad Jokes!

By Matthew Fraser

Introducing The PERFECT Gift for Your Dad This Holiday Season (Although His Use of These Jokes May Come Back To Haunt You…)

"Are you going to cut the lawn?"

Dad: "I would but I don't know where the scissors are"

Deep down we all love our Dads horrendous jokes, even the most cringe-worthy ones still can leave us in hysterics.

After all, they are told by your Dad, who despite his terrible jokes, you have endless love for and you only get one Dad after all!

So, wouldn't your Dad love to increase his personal collection of jokes he has ready to use no matter the situation he finds himself in?

Well, that's what makes these 200 Awfully Good Dad Jokes the perfect gift for your Dad, and your Dad will be forever thankful you're giving him more ways to add humor to his everyday life!

So, if you want to be left in even more hysterics by even cringier Dad jokes than before then scroll up and click "Add to Cart."

• Language: English
• Publisher: Matthew Fraser
• Release date: Nov 1, 2019
• ISBN: 9781393694410

Book preview

SARCASTIC DAD

SARCASTIC DAD

You know life is hard when I try to hug someone super sexy and then my face hits into the mirror.

Why wife thinks all men are annoying.

I said not all of them, some are dead.

SARCASTIC DAD

I can keep secrets.

It’s the people I tell that can’t seem to.

You should always take my advice, it’s not as though I’m dumb enough to.

SARCASTIC DAD

My wife asked me to go out and get something that makes her look really sexy.

I got drunk.

Wife: I need some space to work on something

Dad: You should call NASA then

SARCASTIC DAD

Wife: Its cold tonight honey

Dad: yes but if you go into the corner, its 90 degrees there.

Son: Make me a bagel please?

Dad: "ok, abracadabra, you are now a