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    Dad Jokes: 101 of The Worst Dad Jokes You Will Ever Read (But They Will Still Leave You In Stitches!)
    Dad Jokes: 101 of The Worst Dad Jokes You Will Ever Read (But They Will Still Leave You In Stitches!)
    Dad Jokes: 101 of The Worst Dad Jokes You Will Ever Read (But They Will Still Leave You In Stitches!)
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    Dad Jokes: 101 of The Worst Dad Jokes You Will Ever Read (But They Will Still Leave You In Stitches!)

    By Matthew Fraser

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    Q: How come a lobster never shares anything?

    A: Because its shellfish.

    Secretly, you loved that joke, just like you secretly love a lot of Dad jokes, and more specifically the terribly good jokes your Dad always seems to tell at the most inconvenient times!

    Whether it be when you're trying to impress someone, or the first time your significant other is meeting your Dad he always seems to have a cringe worthy Dad joke at the ready.

    So, why not add even more terrible Dad jokes to his arsenal with 101 of The Worst Dad Jokes You Will Ever Read!

    That's what makes this the absolute perfect gift for your Dad, or even for you if you want to go head to head in a joke off and out Dad Joke your own Dad!

    So, whatever the reason, if you want to be left in stitches by some of the worst Dad jokes ever written then scroll up and click "Add to Cart."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMatthew Fraser
    Release dateNov 1, 2019
    ISBN9781393104568
    Dad Jokes: 101 of The Worst Dad Jokes You Will Ever Read (But They Will Still Leave You In Stitches!)

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