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    Blonde Jokes
    Blonde Jokes
    Blonde Jokes
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    Blonde Jokes

    By Jeo King

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    Blonde Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365044052
    Blonde Jokes

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      Blonde Jokes - Jeo King

      JOKES

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Amazon.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy.

      Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      BLONDE JOKES

      A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, Awwww, I wish my friends were here.

      Donovan

      Blonde: What does IDK stand for?

      Brunette: I don’t know.

      Blonde: OMG, nobody does!

      Anonymous

      Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, It's dark in here isn't it? The other replied, I don't know; I can't see.

      Anonymous

      There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

      Donovan

      Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

      A: She

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