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The World's Stupidest Signs
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Gathered from offices, hotels, shops and roadsides, this collection of seemingly ridiculous signs offers such examples as: "Elephants please stay in your car"; "If you cannot read this, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons"; and "Bargain basement upstairs", as well as - On a cruise ship: Please do not lean on the widow. In a hotel: A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers. In a launderette: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
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Bryony Evens
Bryony Evens is based in the UK and has extensive experience in the publishing industry. The World's Stupidest Signs is her first title written for Michael O'Mara Books.
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