More Hardcore Humor

By Professor Philo T.

This is the long awaited sequel to my side-splitting classic, "HARDCORE HUMOR." Once again I combed the Earth for the absolute best in adult humor and debilitating insults, and painstakingly went through every single one to find the best of the best. If they didn't leave me rolling on the floor howling they were discarded. Simple as that. Nothing is diluted. Nothing is cheapened. Nothing is sacred. If you love dirty, disgusting, obscene, and totally offensive humor in all its forms then this is for you. As an added bonus I also included the greatest compilation of insults, comebacks, and putdowns ever crafted guaranteed to both humiliate any adversary foolish enough to draw your wrath, and send him running for an empty corner where he can curl into a fetal position and wet himself. If you loved HARDCORE HUMOR you'll positively salivate over its sequel. If you never read my first book, then what the hell are you waiting for? Let the fun begin !!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Professor Philo T.
• Release date: Dec 15, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370998869

Professor Philo T.

Professor Philo T is an alias used by the author mainly because it's more sophisticated and worldly sounding than his given name. Not to mention it eliminates his having to field uncomfortable questions, and enduring long, baleful stares from his co-workers at his real job, many of who aren't lucky enough to be published authors. When not painstakingly counting the many years left until he's eligible to retire from his current career in law enforcement, the author is a longtime studier of the martial arts, the occult, old movies, prolonging death for as long as possible, and anything else he deems as "really cool." The author currently lives in Upstate New York with his drop-dead-gorgeous wife Nicole, and Bailey, the yorkie terrier who saw fit to adopt them as his human parents.

Book preview

INTRODUCTION

The smart money said it couldn’t be done. Yet not only has it been accomplished, it’s even been improved. I’m talking about none other than MORE HARDCORE HUMOR, the follow-up to the ever popular and side splitting HARDCORE HUMOR. If you loved the dirty, disgusting, offensive, and obscene humor of my first book then you’ll positively salivate over its long awaited sequel. Once again I scoured the earth for the most side splitting adult jokes ever crafted and painstakingly sifted through every single one of them until I came up with the very best of the best, and got rid of the rest. Once again, NOTHING was diluted. If it didn’t have me ready to vomit from laughing so hard it was weeded out. Simple as that.

As before I’ve also included the ever popular section on the most devastating, gonad crunching, insults, comebacks, and putdowns you will ever see ANYWHERE. These are the equivalent of a verbal nuclear warhead ready to be deployed at your command. They were specifically designed to send your adversary slinking off into a corner in humiliation where he can wet himself. As a very wise person once remarked, one of the great tragedies of life is coming up with the comeback on Tuesday morning, that you so desperately needed Saturday night. With this book at your disposal you won’t be one of those tragic footnotes.

That being said, let the laughs begin !!

HARDCORE JOKES

A crusty old Marine Sergeant found himself at a shindig hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no