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    600+ Original Jokes
    600+ Original Jokes
    600+ Original Jokes
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    600+ Original Jokes

    By Bernard Morris

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    600+ original jokes ideal for stand-up comedians. I have sold jokes to a number of stand-up comedians in the UK including Jimmy Cricket.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBernard Morris
    Release dateJan 15, 2018
    ISBN9788827552148
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