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The Letters We Couldn't Print Vol 1 - Bernard Morris
THE LETTERS WE
COULDN’T PRINT
Vol 1
Bernard Morris
© 2012 Bernard Morris
First Edition
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Dear Readers,
We know you buy and love to read The Sin every day. It is known throughout the world as a publication which specialises in topless girls and the salacious escapades of horny footballers.
You also know what we stand for. We’re against Europe. We’re against immigrants. We’re against homosexuals. We’re for making lots of money.
It is these things which make us the family-friendly Voice of the Nation. A strong commitment to making Australian geriatrics extremely wealthy.
Despite this commitment to the basic democratic and decent values which make our nation Great we know that there are some amongst our readership who are, frankly speaking, bonkers. These unfortunates have taken the opportunity, many times, to write to The Sin to express their views. There is no possible way we could print these letters in our hallowed pages, but we do feel that they deserve