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    Junkyard Humor
    Junkyard Humor
    Junkyard Humor
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    Junkyard Humor

    By Richard Rubacher

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    The Unabomber and novelist Norman Mailer contend that technological wonders like the Internet, television, GPS, filmmaking, et. al. are the work of the devil. They also claim that technology have made us into unfeeling robots.
    The author accuses them of violating Rule Number Six--which states "Stop being so serious, dudes."
    NOTE: There are no Rules Numbers One thru Five.
    Only Number Six. aha aha

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRichard Rubacher
    Release dateMar 11, 2012
    ISBN9781476186429
    Junkyard Humor
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    Richard Rubacher

    My books are CHARLES MANSON'S BLOOD LETTERS--dueling with the devil. THAI TOUCH--the good & bad about Thailand are told with a comic touch.I love to dance to Latin and swing music.I conduct workshops in laughing yoga free of charge. ha ha

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      Junkyard Humor - Richard Rubacher

      About Me

      I always invoke Rule Number Six—not to be soooo serious. There are no Rules Numbers One thru Five. Only Rule Number Six.

      I conduct workshops in Master of Laughter—about laughing yoga. Ha ha.

      My books: THAI TOUCH—the good & bad about Thailand are told with a comic touch

      CHARLES MANSON—dueling with the devil. It was runner-up in the 2010 International Awards Competition.

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