In the local cafe, I imagine a whispering David Attenborough-style voiceover. “And it is here, at the watering hole, that the complex rituals of the herd play out.”
With animals, it’s all about the external display. Desired outcomes are general: mating, procreation, survival. We don’t know if one wildebeest laughs at another, or is subtly shaming another, or is unlikely to return another’s phone