GAG OF THE MONTH
BIG DATE
A WOMAN is sick of the fact that all the men she dates turn out to be losers. So she puts an ad on a dating website, simply saying, “I want a man who will never beat me, never run away from me, and is good in bed.”
A few days later, the woman hears the doorbell ring, and opens it to find a man in a wheelchair who has no arms or legs. “Did you read my ad?” she asks.
The man replies, “Of course, and
