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MIND YOUR LANGUAGE
Psychiatrist to his receptionist: “Just say we’re very busy if people call. Don’t keep saying, ‘It’s a madhouse here’.”
DIRECTIONS, PLEASE
A Swiss guy looking for directions pulls up at a bus stop in the US where two Americans are waiting. “Excuse, me,” he asks in German, “can you help me?”
The two Americans just stare at him.
“Can you help me with directions?” he asks, this time in French.
The two continue to stare.
“I’m lost and need your help,” he says, this time in Italian.
Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we
