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    Best Clean Jokes
    Best Clean Jokes
    Best Clean Jokes
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    Best Clean Jokes

    By Halmato Gerber

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    About this ebook

    This book is full of funny, witty and exciting jokes, that you will be able to tell around the dinner table and make the whole family giggle! These jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh, smile, or at least give an eye-roll!

    Have Fun!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHalmato Gerber
    Release dateOct 26, 2014
    ISBN9781311679499
    Best Clean Jokes
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    Halmato Gerber

    I am a student from South Africa, studying Financial Accounting (for any people considering a career in the Auditing field, it is *extremely* boring!) at University of Cape Town.

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