English Persian Joke Book

By Jeremy Taylor

The English Persian Joke Book is an excellent way for Persian speakers to practise their English - and for foreigners who are trying to learn Persian.

I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I'm pretty fluent - and know lots of great jokes as well. When you're trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways - and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it's a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won't enjoy it as much.

10 ways that you can benefit from downloading The English Persian Joke Book.

It improves your reading skills.
It improves your spelling - and your writing.
It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
Jokes are short - and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
Jokes are memorable - so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
If you're a teacher, you can entertain your students.
If you're a student, you can entertain your teachers.
It's available in a wide variety of formats
It's available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.
It is a GREAT way to improve your English - or Persian.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jeremy Taylor
• Release date: Mar 17, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310275326

Jeremy Taylor

I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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English Persian Joke Book

Jeremy Taylor

Smashwords Edition

Copyright 2015 by Jeremy Taylor

http://languagelearningjokebooks.com

Translation by Paria Rezayi

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1.

A stupid man had a job as a porter in a hotel.

It's very important that you welcome the guests by name, the manager told him.

But how am I supposed to know their names? complained the stupid man.

It's easy, said the manager. People almost always have their names written on their suitcases.

That evening, the stupid man welcomed his first guests, Good evening Mr and Mrs Samsonite!

2.

Teacher: Your handwriting has improved.

Boy: Thank you, sir.

Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is.

3.

Boat man: You can hire a boat here for only 20 euro an hour.

English tourist : Okay, here's the money. Where's the river?

Boat man: Down