Dirty Spanish Workbook: 101 Fun Exercises Filled with Slang, Sex and Swearing

By ND B

Learn Spanish slang, funny insults, and explicit phrases with this exercise book that quizzes you on how Spanish is really spoken!

Classroom workbooks teach conjugation with lame verbs—I walk, you walk, he walks. Eff that. Wouldn’t you rather be learning I hook up, you hook up, we hook up (Yo ligo, tu ligas, nosotros ligamos)? This book teaches you Spanish using the expressions you really want to learn, including cool slang, swear words and explicit sex terms. Packed with fun stuff they don’t teach in school, Dirty Spanish Workbook includes:

• Sample Dialogues for Picking Up Sexy Locals

• Labeled Illustrations of the Body’s Hot Spots

• Conjugation Exercises on Conjugating

• Word Search for Dancing, Clubbing and Partying Terms

• Fill-in-the-Blank Sentences to Describe a Hottie

• Multiple Choice Quizzes featuring Drunk, Wasted and Stoned Vocabulary

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Dec 25, 2012
• ISBN: 9781569759547

Book preview

CHAPTER 1

FRIENDLY SPANISH

ESPAÑOL AMIGUERO

Spanish speakers are generally a friendly bunch, quick to welcome you in and treat you like part of the fam. But once you’re in, you gotta know how to drop the formalities and talk like you’re part of the crew rather than some random outsider. Nobody says ¿Cómo está, usted? to anybody they know or like. Ya gotta keep it chill.

·····What’s up?

Greetings are the bread and butter of building good relationships. Master the phrases below so you don’t sound like some uptight tool with a stick up your ass. You wanna come off as smooth and relaxed. Keep in mind that in most situations, guys and girls will kiss hello with a quick air-kiss on the cheek. Sometimes guys will do this too (and it’s not considered gay), but more often than not it’s just a shake of the hands.

SLANG BOX

Exercise 1.1Makin’ small talk

Fill in the blanks of this stuttering conversation so our young Romeo can get his pole greased by his sweet Juliet.

Exercise 1.2Call and response

Write an appropriate response based on the given greeting.

Now write an appropriate greeting based on the response given.

6.Greeting: _________________________________Todo bien.

7.Greeting: _________________________________Como siempre.

8.Greeting: _________________________________Todo tranqui’.

9.Greeting: _________________________________No mucho.

10.Greeting: _________________________________Ando ahí nomás.

Exercise 1.3Dr. Conversation

Fix each convo by putting it in the appropriate order.

·····Later!

Now that you got your greetings down, you gotta make sure you can peace out appropriately too. Remember that when you leave a get-together in most Spanish-speaking lands, you gotta go around and say bye to pretty much everybody in the same way that you said hello (air-kiss on the cheek for girls, handshakes for the