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HOMEMADE
Eight-year-old Tess gets home from school where she attended her first sex-education lesson.
Her mother asks,“How did it go?”
“I nearly died of shame!” she answers.
“Why?” her mother asks.
Tess says, “Khumo from down the road says the stork brings babies. Sammy next door says you can buy babies at the orphanage. Max says you can buy babies at the hospital.”
Her mother starts laughing, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed.”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
JUST WONDERING
Baby camel: Mom, why do we have such a huge hump?
Mom camel: They’re for storing fat out in the
