chuckles
Mar 11, 2022
4 minutes
TOO CLEAN
Two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a rubbish bin enjoying a snack.
“Hey, Tom,” says Oscar to his friend. “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was. I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.”
“Oscar!” hollers Tom, spitting the food out of his mouth. “Please! Not while I’m eating.”
DRUNK DRIVER
Kate is pulled over for speeding and as the cop approaches her car, he notices lighter fluid, matches and torches on the passenger seat.
“Ma’am, can I ask why you have
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