chuckles
Oct 08, 2021
4 minutes
FOR THE KIDS
■ Question: How do you make an egg roll? Answer: You push it!
■ Question: What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer: Ground beef.
■ Question: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Answer: Look, Grandpa, no hands!
■ Question: Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Answer: Never mind, it’s too dirty.
DAYOFF
Office executive: Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law? Boss: Certainly not! Office executive: Thank you so much, sir! I knew you would understand.
AT COURT
■ “Sam Jones,” the judge announces. “For breaking into a house in the
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