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IN THE CLASSROOM

■ Teacher: If I had two hamburgers and you also had two, what would we have? Noah: Lunch.

■ Teacher: If you had 16 cows and two goats, what would you have? Cindy: Plenty of milk.

■ Teacher: You’re over an hour late and you only live around the corner. What took you so long? Tessa: I had to say goodbye to each of my pets before I left.

■ Teacher: How long does it take to say goodbye to a dog, a cat, a bird or a fish? Tessa: You don’t understand – I just got an ant farm.

■ Teacher: If I take a potato and divide it into two equal