chuckles
EATING OUT
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a slug in my salad. Waiter: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know you were a vegetarian.
LOST CAUSE
Dan’s boss calls him into his office. “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Dan,” he says, “but over the past five years you’ve never been sick or late and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a brand-new car sound?”
“Vrooom! Vrooom!” Dan replies.
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
As they get older, a rabbit and a snake start having memory troubles. One day they can’t remember what kind of animals they are.
“I’ll describe you and then we’ll see if you can guess what you are,” the snake says. “You’re
