You South Africa

LAUGH A LITTLE

INTERESTING SIGNS

In a restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends. At a private school: No trespassing without permission. On a poster: Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help. In a maternity ward: No children allowed!

HEFTY GRANNY

A student forgets his laptop on the floor of his room. His gran thinks it is a scale. Granny weighs R3 500.

You’re reading a preview, subscribe to read more.

More from You South Africa

You South Africa5 min read
Reigning Again
IT’S been described as a touch of summer after a long bleak winter – and it’s safe to say no one is happier than the king himself. Charles’ return to public life has driven home how much he loves meeting people, shaking hands, swopping jokes and chat
You South Africa3 min read
Ask Dr Louise
Write to Dr Louise, PO Box 39410, Moreletapark 0044, or email info@drlouise.co.za. Q My life has been one failure after another. At school I didn’t study so I failed matric. I’ve had several relationships, but they all failed because I slept around.
You South Africa1 min read
Go For Grandpacore
STOCKISTS ADIDAS.CO.ZA, BASH.COM, CALIFORNIAN OUTFITTERS CALIFORNIAN.COM, COTTON ON 087-550-4383, EDGARS 0860-111-826, FOSCHINI 0860-834-834, H&M 086-0690-707, MAKRO 0860-600-999, MANGO SHOP.MANGO.COM/ZA, MILADYS 086-106-6639, MR PRICE 080-021-2535,

Related