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GIVE A DOG A BONE

A dog sees a “Now hiring” poster outside a computer store.

The poster reads: “Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer.”

The dog takes the poster in his mouth and walks in. The manager spots the dog and decides to humour him, pulling up a chair and a

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