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AT THE BAR

■ A man walks into a bar and asks, “Do you serve women in this bar?”

“No” replies the barman, “you have to bring your own”

■ One night after closing time a bar owner is clearing up when a ghostly dog floats in through the door. The bar owner is scared but manages to ask him what he wants.

The phantom hound explains, “I’ve lost my tail and can’t rest until a kindly bar owner stitches it back on.”

“Sorry”’ says the bar owner, “but we don’t re-tail spirits at this time of the night”

WHAT WAS THAT?

Did you hear about the schoolteacher who married a dairymaid?