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    Clean Jokes
    Clean Jokes
    Clean Jokes
    Ebook30 pages34 minutes

    Clean Jokes

    By Jeo King

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    Clean Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365044021
    Clean Jokes

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      Clean Jokes - Jeo King

      JOKES

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Amazon.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy.

      Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      CLEAN JOKES

      Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?

      Student: Meat!

      Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?

      Student: Bacon!

      Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?

      Student: Homework!

      Anonymous

      A child asked his father, How were people born? So his father said, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now. The child ran back to his father and said, You lied to me! His father replied, No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

      Anonymous

      What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

      It gets toad away.

      ZDW

      My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

      funny jokes

      Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

      A: Put it on my bill.

      TheLaughFactory

      Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, And what starting salary are you looking for? The engineer

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