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    Technology Jokes
    Technology Jokes
    Technology Jokes
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    Technology Jokes

    By Jeo King

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    Technology Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365043697
    Technology Jokes

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      Technology Jokes - Jeo King

      JOKES

      ​Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Amazon.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy.

      Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      TECHNOLOGY JOKES

      Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

      Andrew

      Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, And what starting salary are you looking for? The engineer replies, In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. The interviewer inquires, "Well,

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