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I often have these silly thoughts dropped into my head. None of them are very long. But I have tried to stretch them out. I am tired of stretching. So here are the things that dropped into my head that made me laugh. And I stretched them out, just like I am this description. See it is not very funny. That is why I decided to just publish the bits, together, with segues. I am having fun writing segues.
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Darrel Miller
It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!!
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