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    Meetos
    Meetos
    Meetos
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    Meetos

    By Darrel Miller

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    Meetos is my loving tribute to a snack food that has stolen my heart (and gave it heart disease): Cheetos. From its crunchy exterior, to its airy middle I can't think of a better way to die at 25. If you love snack foods enjoy my ode to THE Orange snack food of my life.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDarrel Miller
    Release dateMay 5, 2015
    ISBN9781311507839
    Meetos
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    Darrel Miller

    It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!!

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