Life Is Full Of Sh!t Or Let's Call A Turd A Turd!
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This book is for those of you who look at life and see the humor of it all. A hilarious look at the detritus of living that might even compete with the age-old question about the meaning of life. It's very simple and straight forward. You are born, you live, and then you die. It's the Sh!t that happens in between that provokes the question. Yes, I'm talking Poop, and all the scenarios you may have found yourself doing it. Presented are 67 different situations that are fully illustrated in such a way to help you visualize what life is all about. You will find yourself laughing your Ass off because chances are that you have been in one or more of these circumstances. In fact, I guarantee it. So, for all you defecators out there who think Sh!t is funny, take a seat. This book is a must read. Well, actually a must laugh and perfect for your Out House Library!
WARNING! For those of you who are so refined that you think your Bouquet does not stink then this book is not for you. So buy it anyhow and pass it on to your less cultured friends.
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Life Is Full Of Sh!t Or Let's Call A Turd A Turd! - Timothy C. Gressett
Table of Contents
Title
Copyright
Introduction
Baby Shit Yellow
Holy Shit And Oh Shit
Bull Shit
Tough Shit
Deep Shit
Shitting In Tall Cotton
Shit Out Of Luck
Dog Shit
Bird Shit
Happy As A Pig In Shit
The Turkey Trots
Beer Shits
The Drizzlies
Oatmeal Without The Lumps
Overspray
The Surprise
Pooping In Your Pants
Keep A Tight Ass Hole
Montezuma's Revenge
Almost Made It
Pinching A Loaf
Your A
Team
The Baby Ruth®
The Log Cutter
Poopie Tracks
Bullets
Stand-Up Turd
Popping A 'Roid
Contemplating A Shit
Thinking And Stinking
The Bouquet
Backed Up
The Bobble
Coffee Kicking In
The Doorknob Holder
The Dry Heaves
Blowing A Gasket
The Big Enchilada
Total Evacuation
Mega Dump
The Hanger
The Floater
Soft Serve
The Midnight Slide
Pinching In Peace
Abandon Ship!
The Signs Are On The Trail
The Phantom Shitter
The Forked Tree Branch
Squatting Behind Two Shoes
No Potty, No Party
The Paperwork
Bunchers vs. Folders
TP Over Or Under?
Low On TP
The Duck Walk
Heavy Hitters
TP Quality
Scratching Your 'Roids
Dragging Your Ass Across The Bed
Skid Marks
Slim Jims®
Remnants
Train Poop
Senior Poop
Are You Done?
The End?
About the Author
cover.jpgLife Is Full Of Sh!t Or Let's Call A Turd A Turd!
Timothy C. Gressett
Copyright © 2024 Timothy C. Gressett
All rights reserved
First Edition
Fulton Books
Meadville, PA
Published by Fulton Books 2024
First Copyright July 2, 2013
Registration No. TXu 1-860-523
ISBN 979-8-88731-951-3 (paperback)
ISBN 979-8-88731-952-0 (digital)
Printed in the United States of America
Introduction
It is said that everyone has one book to write, and that it usually is a biography. This one is mine — potty humor for those of us with sophomoric minds who never grew out of it.