My wife used to persuade me, when I was applying for a passport, to put ‘Fruit farmer’ rather than ‘Investment manager’ in the space for ‘Occupation’, though I was nothing of the sort. She didn't like the flavour of ‘Investment manager’.
Next time I renew, I can with a clear conscience put ‘Working grandfather’ in there. And golly, it sure is work. I am delighted to see that Liz Truss is thinking of shelling out a modest fee