Handys, Fly Swatters, and The Homeless

By Isaac Dubois

Episode I in the Crutches and Condoms series: 5256 trashy words that may or may not help you get laid. Follow the adventures of Frankie Vasquez as he crosses all lines and resorts to insane amounts of debauchery in order to attain "top-shelf" poon.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Isaac Dubois
• Release date: May 31, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310531033

Isaac Dubois

Isaac M. Dubois (1966) was born in Marseille, France. Little is known about his childhood except that in 1975, he fled to America to escape an abusive home life. He self-educated himself as he roamed New York State, finally settling down around the Fruit Belt where he currently writes. If you look hard enough, you may see him wandering up and down Jefferson Avenue trying to pick up a Wifi signal for his tablet (mobile typewriter).

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Handys, Fly Swatters, and The Homeless

by Isaac M. Dubois

Copyright 2014 Isaac M. Dubois

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Walking is overrated. Show those fucks how badass you are.

-- E. Octavius Goshawk

Table of Contents

DISCLAIMER

STEP 1

STEP 2

STEP 3

STEP 4

STEP 5

STEP 6

STEP 7

STEP 8

STEP 8B

STEP 9

STEP 10

STEP SUMMARY

EPISODE I

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

OTHER BOOKS BY THIS AUTHOR

CONNECT

disclaimer

If you believe in karma, do not attempt anything I tell you. If you think karma is bullshit like I do, this will work; but if it doesn't, you're only out two dollars and ninety-nine cents. If you have an issue with grammar or punctuation, then fuck off now and save yourself 25 minutes of your life. Go watch 25 minutes worth of syndicated, bullshit television instead.

Additionally, this may only be appropriate for adults. To break it down further for those simple folk, if this was a movie, it would be rated NC-17, which is more than R; so maybe now you get the point. There are more than three F words in this atrocity, aka FUCK! Real people use the word FUCK, not just unintelligent hacks that can’t find any other exclamations to use in their half-thought-out eBook, so accept that fact and this journey may get smoother. You will read some fucked up shit. Guess what? It’s all around you. Stop ignoring the obvious.

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